Congratulations to El Roberto of Death of Fort Huachuca, Arizona for winning ElGammy.com’s First Comment Contest!
El Roberto of Death won the highly competitive contest by posting on not one, not two, but three different posts on El Gammy’s Blog of Death. Highlights of his post were:
1) In response to the Stupid Fucking Fish entry -
“It’s good to know this website acts like a diary for stupid information and whatever else wonders into your brain at the time. But yeah fish are pretty fucken stupid. Like Ivan when it comes to making important decisions that might alter his life. Or why somebody came up with the idea to have Special Olympics so they wouldn’t feel left out in society.”
2) In response to the About El Gammy page –
Silence!…I will not tolerate your Insolence. The Chuck Norris crap was funny. And my Tia pooping you out was funny too. I still don’t know who the Hell gave you a website but it’s turning out pretty good as a source of useless crap. And there’s blaspheming going on around here. Cause we all know my spawn is the baddest MFer most prettiest little girl of all time. So don’t make me Kill you….By order of the Angel of Death AKA your Cousin
Alrato
3) And finally, in response to the Chuck Norris Church post –
“You guys are Bellends”
Note: For the Bellends out there who don’t know what a Bellend is, as the methodical genius Ali G explains: “Bellend is the tip of a man’s beast.”
The Award for being the winner of ElGammy.com’s First Comment Contest is an entire post exclusively dedicated to him at ElGammy.com. Yes, this one that you’ve just finished reading. Once again, Congratulations to El Roberto of Death, El Gammy’s cousin (of death) who shares the same affinity for both the “El” prefix and the “of death” suffix.
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