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I Won an iPod and You Didn’t

My new iPod. Not YOUR iPod. MY iPodThis makes me better than you.

Here’s how I won it: kicking ass and taking names by making free sports picks at PicksPal.com. I knew it was only a matter of time. I had been so close so many other times only to choke in the end… well, actually I didn’t choke, its just that I was trying to catch up to the douchebag who was in first place so I had to risk everything on long shots to try and win.

This time, I was just content to break the 10 million point mark. I ended up with 15 million points, and the guy who was in first place with 98 million points (unbelievable, by the way) lost them all in the end – making me the victor.

This week I got a late start and sucked huge donkey balls, so no iPod this week, but I’ll keep playing. During March Madness the prize was a big screen, plasma HDTV. I’ll try to save my super-sports-picking powers for another big tournament like that, but we’ll see.

Na na na na na na, ha ha ha ha ha haIn the meantime, picture Cartman saying this: “na na na na na na, he he he he he he. I won an iPod and you didn’t.”

Go Niners, Go Braves, Go Suns.

Fuck the Cowboys, Eagles, Yankees, Heat and Lakers.

4 Responses to “I Won an iPod and You Didn’t”

  1. comment number 1 by: steve

    How much time did you invest winning a f’ing i Pod?
    It must be cheaper to go and work for one!
    Haha
    steve

  2. comment number 2 by: steve

    Nice

  3. comment number 3 by: El Gammy

    A lot of time, but when you its my job to know what’s happening on the site and play on it, I consider that time well spent.

    Jealousy can get very ugly, eh Pops?

  4. comment number 4 by: El Rickey

    i signed up and have 10000 points in 2 days.

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