Millions of people have spent their whole lives searching for the meaning of life. Some of them have even created bogus religions such as Christianity, Catholicism, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Mormonism, Scientology, etc… (you get where I’m going with this) to no avail. The meaning of life still eludes the human race… until now.
The meaning of life is very simple. Here’s how it goes:
Why do you wake up in the morning? To go to work.
Why do you go to work? To make money.
Why do you make money? To buy food.
Why do you buy and eat food? To keep on living.
Why do you keep on living?
To have sex.
There it is. The meaning of life is to have sex. That’s all there is to it. Think it over, sleep on it and act accordingly once you wake up.
If you have a lot of sex, congratulations: you lead a good life.
If you have little to no sex at all, kill yourself.
At least your funeral will create a social gathering for your friends and family in which people better than you at life can get another opportunity to start the courting process and eventually have sex.
Everybody always dismisses this theory of mine immediately after hearing it. But once they go home and reality sets in, they have what alcoholics refer to as “a moment of clarity” and acknowledge that I’m right. Consequently, they also acknowledge my genius.
When this happens to you, don’t be alarmed. The reaction is normal. There is no need to thank me. Just vote democrat on the next election or something.
Classic. Is this what you told your 5 year old?
No, not yet. I’m reserving that talk for a more age appropriate time… like when she turns 36.
Oh my, not sure any father should ever tell his daughter that. She should think she is a godess. And not ever expect less.
Oh my, not sure any father should ever tell his daughter that. She should think she is a godess. And not ever expect less.
OH yes, and thank you ever so much for the education. Now I know what to tell my mother when she bothers me about god and church.
The meaning of life is whatever you want it to be, for religious people it is religion, overall most of us want power and we mask our true intentions from the reality of what we want, sex itself is a form of power over another.