This guy has an awesome drumset in his mom’s basement*. He’s also got a nice video setup to let the masses at YouTube know of his bad-assness. This particular recording shows him drumming to Godsmack’s “Awake,” a song and band that I hold dear to my black heart. Stupid remarks after the video.
If I could drum like this, my pussy rate would go sky-high. I would get more pussy from police ladies. Everybody would give me some pussy. (If you know where that’s from you’re cool, but if you don’t you’re a tool. Did you noticed that rhymed? My album comes out next month).
Anyway, my only problem with this guy’s drumming is his visuals. Shannon Larkin, the drummer for Godsmack, makes this song looks at good as it sounds. His arms and head are all over the place, as if he is drumming with his entire body. This guy, on the other hand, seems kind of stiff, but he’s still pretty fucking good. Plus, he looks ripped, so maybe flexibility is an issue for him.
Either way, I gotta give him credit for putting everything together and getting down the rhythm to the song. May the Metal Gods and Demons continue to bless his dark soul. Amen.
*100% bullshit. I don’t know where the guy lives, but the entire drum and video setup costs a lot of money. Logic tells me he doesn’t pay a lot of rent to his mom, which is how he can afford the whole thing. If that’s not the case, he’s loaded, and I’m just hoping there is not another person in the world who makes substantially more money than I do.
Your Face is a tool. Anyways that was pretty Damn Good for a thirty two year old living with his mom. Shitty quote from all about the Benjamin’s
Mr. Garcia, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may Satan have mercy on your soul.
If my face is a tool, then why are you mixing up your movie references? Congratulations for catching onto it, but that quote comes from Next Friday, NOT from All About the Benjamins.
Woo-hoo! I win! One to Nothin!
Hey ass hole, cheap one liners our my thing. Thus it is on next Friday but it’s also on all about the Benjamin’s due to the fact your a Bellend and the same fuckers are in both movies and they ran out of fresh material. And your Old school line has nothing on me. So in conclusion your still a tool. Assface!
A couple things…
First, when you said “And your Old school line has nothing on me” I take it you were referring to my “incoherent response” comment. Well, my friend, YOU WERE WRONG AGAIN!! That line was from Billy Madison, NOT Old School. In fact, I didn’t even like Old School that much to remember lines other than “ear muffs! Fuck, shit, bitch. [delay] Cock! Balls!”
Second, I assure you that although Ice Cube and Mike Epps were in both movies, they did not repeat that line. Therefore, based on this solid evidence I’ve compiled against you: YOU’RE A TOOL.
Third, let it be known that the score is now El Gammy 2, La Roberta 0.