Last weekend I almost brought this beast home with me:
Alas, the pricing wasn’t right and the fat bastard who was trying to rape me with interest wouldn’t go down on me (in terms of interest, not a blow job – I wouldn’t let him. Not because I wouldn’t let a guy suck me off, but because I would want it to be at least a decent looking fag: someone who knew what the hell he was doing. More on that later).
I’m not sure if you can tell by the pictures, but this thing was lifted high off the ground, and the tires were monstrous off-road style with rubber spikes coming out of them (figuratively speaking). You had to jump just to get in it. I’ve always dreamed of having a truck like this, and one of these days it will be mine… oh yes… it will be mine. In the meantime, I might go for this bitch right here:
This is the Lariat version, with the biggest engine in the line of F-150s, leather interior, sunroof… the whole shebangabang. We’ll find out after today if it’s mine. Stay tuned.
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