I once dedicated a large portion of my life to this game and the entire Sonic series. Had I been able to play like this, that time would’ve been lessened by around 78%. The guys around the office here speculate this awesome performance is computer manipulated, as in, somebody hacked the game and made it so that Sonic runs through each level at maximum speed.
I could care less which is the truth because it still looks awesome, but I would prefer that some nerd actually sat down to make his calculations and then executed them with extreme efficiency. Why? Two things: 1) It makes for a better story, and 2) it makes that guy a virgin. Unfortunately, that disproves my theory that virgins can’t amount to anything in life, since this is a feat worthy of the highest praise. Or is it?
I guess virgins can’t really amount to anything in life, since they’re not fulfilling the ultimate purpose. And if you don’t know what that is, read the meaning of life here. Then go off yourself if you’re not really “living”… or go master a video game, it’s up to you.
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