National League All-Bag Starters
Infield
1B – Mark Doucheira, Atlanta Braves
2B – Craig Baggio, Houston Astros
3B – Douchebagis Ramirez, Chicago Cubs
SS – Troy Tulodoucheski, Colorado Rockies
C – Paul Lo Douchcca, New York Mets
Outfield
OF – Androuche Jones, Atlanta Braves
OF – Carlos Bagtran, New York Mets
OF – Ken Douchey, Jr., Cincinnati Reds
Pitchers
Starter – Orlando “El Douchque” Hernandez, New York Mets
Setup – Derrik Turnbag, Milwaukee Brewers
Closer – Ryan Douchster, Chicago Cubs
Voted in by Fans: Nomar Garciabagga, Los Angeles Dodgers
Manager – Tony LaDoucha, St. Louis Cardinals
American League All-Bag Starters
Infield
1B – Kevin Douchkilis, Boston Red Sox
2B – Asdrubag Cabrera, Cleveland Indians
3B – Chode Figgins, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (USA)
SS – Yuniesky Bagancourt, Seattle Mariners
C – Jason Bagitek, Boston Red Sox
Outfield
OF – Bagglio Ordonez, Detroit Tigers
OF – Ichidouche Suzuki, Seattle Mariners
OF – Bagimir Guererro, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (USA)
DH – Gary Douchffield, Detroit Tigers
Pitchers
Starter – Douche-K Matsusaka, Boston Red Sox
Setup – Jobag Chamberlain, New York Yankees
Closer – Jonathan Papelbag, Boston Red Sox
Voted in by Fans: Travis Bagner, Cleveland Indians
Manager – Douchzzie Guillen, Chicago White Sox
(Many thanks to holydouche! and HarryfromHeaven for their contributions)
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