This here is El Gammy’s bloggy reach-around to ButterflySuicide.com and friends.
But before any of you cocksmokers from PETI (People for the Ethical Treatment of Insects) start bitching at me and request that I be crucified like the modern-day messiah that I am, let me first explain that the morose motherfuckers over at Butterfly Suicide don’t get off on watching winged insects offing themselves with tiny little guns or hanging themselves with mini-nooses (that would be awesome… I just realized) – well, at least I don’t think they do – no, instead they get off on:
…toilet humor, bad jokes, funny shit, video reviews, videos we find humorous, funny videos, stupid videos, funny pictures, stupid pictures, and babes. [Plus] Man Humor, cussing, penis jokes, funny things about women’s erogenous zones, and Little Johnny jokes.
Yes, these self-proclaimed perverts by the names of JaceOne and Tuefel have formed an unholy alliance with my merry band of perverts (holydouche! and Jeley the Propietor of Chicken Effed Bacon) to form what we have come to know as a “beautiful circle jerk of lunacy and perversion.”
Together we will conspire to read each others blogs and make witty comments on them to show off our cleverness and/or demean the douchesticks we regularly poke fun of, because well… let’s face it: it makes us feel damn good about ourselves. Plus, by adding me as one of their blogfriends, ButterflySuicide.com will only be 3 friends away from forming SuperMegaFuckyoutron and taking over the world.
Who knew cross-linking could be so goddamn powerful? Well, besides me, of course…
I’d kiss you if I didn’t have puke breath.
Just realized I never commented on this. Thanks for the awesomeness Gammy. Who else can we get to form SuperMegaFuckYouTron? Someone famous and making money at this. Maybe I’ll add CollegeHumor and see if I can get sued…