ChloroEmetoChrysoChaetoCoulroXanthoPodophobia = the fear of clowns with orange hair puking green vomit onto their yellow shoes.
Jeley Images © 2008Note: I was going for “the fear of 3-fingered people running away from you with their arms in the air,” but no stupid fucking phobia list would give me the scientific name for most of those fears. Can’t people be creative with their damned phobias? Shit!
No luck with “fear of people with lines drawn on top of their head” either. I’m sorry Jeley, this could’ve been plagiarized a lot better. Rest assured I’ll get it just right next time.
After reading the latest post on Stuff God Hates, I was compelled to let all 5 of you who read El Gammy’s blog know about it. God is a fucking funny dude, but He’s got a short fuse, and I’m sure as hell He would smite me if I didn’t link to His divine blog immediately.
But before you go on reading His all-powerful words, please let me give you the fair warning He does before every regular, non-Q&A post:
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
You’ve been warned. Unless you’re a turd, you’re gonna laugh your ass off. Check the full list of Stuff God Hates here.
And for the record, women are definitely one of the things he abhors. In fact, He keeps coming back to His extreme Holy hatred towards them, which – when you think about it – makes a whole lot of sense. Why else would women be cursed with periods, the inability to pee standing up, use reason, think rationally and carry the unimaginable burden of having “feelings” and “emotions” unless God absolutely detested them?
