After reading the latest post on Stuff God Hates, I was compelled to let all 5 of you who read El Gammy’s blog know about it. God is a fucking funny dude, but He’s got a short fuse, and I’m sure as hell He would smite me if I didn’t link to His divine blog immediately.
But before you go on reading His all-powerful words, please let me give you the fair warning He does before every regular, non-Q&A post:
Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
You’ve been warned. Unless you’re a turd, you’re gonna laugh your ass off. Check the full list of Stuff God Hates here.
And for the record, women are definitely one of the things he abhors. In fact, He keeps coming back to His extreme Holy hatred towards them, which – when you think about it – makes a whole lot of sense. Why else would women be cursed with periods, the inability to pee standing up, use reason, think rationally and carry the unimaginable burden of having “feelings” and “emotions” unless God absolutely detested them?
And that they have to push an 8lb bowling ball out of there you know what…that can’t feel good.
Thank goodness God likes men.
I’ll have to check this out when I’m not busy doing blow and fucking hot chicks, which you know, is all the time.Oh, and thanks for the little caption on the link to [BS]. Just remember that I’m the pitcher, and Tuefel is the catcher.
Wow… I didn’t think anyone would actually notice that caption on the link. You should get some sort of prize for that. Like me acknowledging you’re the pitcher. Well played sir. Well played.
Also, thanks for taking the time to stop doing blow and fucking hot chicks to throw down your comment gems here.
And now I’ll stop giving you props before I become your substitute catcher (that spot is reserved for “the most interesting man in the world” from the Dos Equis beer commercials – that dude lists his beard as one of his donatable organs.)
Yeah, I noticed the captions. Since I’m new to this blogging thing ( [BS] is my first….awwwww), I love checking other people’s blogs and stealing their ideas for layouts and page elements and stuff. Don’t think Blogger lets us put captions on though.
Just checked out the Dos Equis commercial. That’s some funny shit right there. Unfortunately, there is no room for a substitute catcher on my team since Tuefel is always attached to the business end of my pork sword
I’ve seen the site. Its a spinoff of “Stuff White People Like”, only not all that funny.
If by “not all that funny” you mean “hella funnier,” then yes. Otherwise, this will lead me to believe that some of the bad-ass stuff God hates offends your white ass Jim. And considering white people love being offended, I’d say I pretty much hit the nail on the head.
Way to stay true to your roots Jimmy.