Metallica makes shopping “Metal.” Sung to the tune of One:
MY WIFE… HAS TAKEN MY CARDS
TAKEN MY CASH
TAKEN MY LAWYERS
TAKEN MY HOUSE
TAKEN MY CARS
TAKEN MY KIDS
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLL
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Wow, he looks so domesticated in this. Cleans up nice.
Nice lyrics. I actually am slightly, a little bit looking forward to the new album. My Apocalypse is sort of a return to the punch you in the face Black days, instead of the steaming pile of “i’d rather listen to Michael Bolton” that was called St. Anger. They are still sellouts though.
My Apocalypse is actually one of the less bad-ass songs on the album. I don’t know how this happened (considering they are sellouts), but the album just kicks ass. It’s brutal. It’s evil. There is not a single shitty song on it.
The drums sound like drums instead of trash cans like in St. Anger. The riffs are heavy and dark. Somehow they’ve managed to find some “And Justice for All” and “Black Album” magic. Seriously, I could keep on sucking their cocks here by telling you about how awesome each individual song is, but I’m sure you’ll eventually listen to it and judge for yourself.
Just know this: the song “The End of the Line” rules ass. Ass I tell you. Ass.
Holy Shit…Metallica is so fucking hard core. I mean check out those “bad ass metalhead” madras shorts and those “kick some heads in” flip flops.
You would never find Dave Mustain carrying around a faggoty Armani back while kickin it on Rodeo Drive.
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