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Beyonce Pouring Sugar on My Dick

If you’re wondering what the fuck the title to this post is all about, look no further than to this genius drawing by the little black kid from the new Role Models movie:

Beyonce Pouring Sugar on My Dick

Now, after I saw the first couple of safe-for-TV trailers, I thought this was gonna be just another run-of-the-mill movie – like Daddy Day Care or something, but after seeing the following NOT-safe-for-TV-trailer, I’ve decided I’m going to make a significant effort to go check it out:

If you can’t see this video, it’s because you’re using inferior Internet Explorer instead of superior FireFox. Also, it’s because you touch yourself at night.

Undoubtedly, the plot will inevitably lead to the two dudes forming a bond and connecting with their respective strange kid-pals, so I can only hope that they WILL NOT be better off than when they first met and ultimately come to hate each other. But nonetheless, this is a movie so they have to give it a happy, sappy ending where everyone loves each other, all the characters learn their lessons and nobody get killed. Oh well, as long as the ride along the way is funny and entirely inappropriate, I’ll take it I guess.

Oh – and you don’t have to thank me for giving you this post, your mom already thanked me last night while I was doing her by reaching back and tickling my balls, dface.