Suns fans, lend me your ears! A GoDaddy.com search revealed today that both TradeAmare.com and TradeAmareforAlJefferson.com are, in fact, available:
If you care about the Suns (I don’t know why you would, I’m having a hard time figuring out why anyone in their right mind would support this joke of a “team” right now), you will buy one or both of those domains, set up a site, start a petition, constantly nag Steve Kerr and incite the entire Phoenix Suns fanbase – yes, all 8 of us – to the point where management has no choice but to trade the Designated Hitter (aka Amare Stoudemire).
By the way, around this neck of the woods, Amare is known as the Designated Hitter because – if you haven’t figured it out yet – he only plays offense and just watches on defense. Along with AK47 for Kirilenko, that has got to be the most fitting nickname in sports.
So there you go Suns fans: know your role, get that domain, and start a riot. “Why don’t I do it” you ask? First of all, you have no right to be asking me any questions, but if you must know it’s because I’ve got a rare bone marrow disease that only lets me go so far with an idea but never lets me see it through. It’s complicated – you wouldn’t understand. Just know that I’ve already done more than my part to make this happen. The rest is up to you (so we’re probably fucked). Good luck!
