I rattled off a good rant on the comment section of Chicken Effed Bacon’s latest post, so I thought I would rip it from there and turn it into a post on my own blog. That’s how lazy I am nowadays when it comes to blogging. It’s not that I don’t have anything to say, it’s just that I don’t have the time or motivation to do it.
Anyways, just to provide some background info, in the post Jeley describes the devastating deliciousity of his monthly bacon shipments. Then my jealous bitching commences:
#3 by El Gammy on March 16th, 2009 – 4:35 pm
When I first heard the news that you joined the Bacon of the Month Club, I thought – indirectly – your experiences would bring us closer together.
But after reading yet another post about you gluttonizing on bacon, I feel we’ve drifted apart. Yes Jeley, you and I are Pangaea. And a 2nd yes… I just used “gluttonizing” in a sentence.
#4 by Jason on March 16th, 2009 – 9:16 pm
I’m a selfish dick…I’ve reconciled that.
It’s Bacon of the Month Club not Provide a Soup Kitchen for Bacon Lovers Club. Git yer pwn!
#5 by El Gammy on March 17th, 2009 – 8:33 am
Get my own? In the words of the great Dave Chappelle: “I’m broke Nigga, I’m broke!!”
If you’re offended by my use of “the N-word,” don’t be: I’m a beaner. Minorities get free passes when it comes to racial slurs. You goddamn crackers. See?
#6 by El Gammy on March 17th, 2009 – 8:46 am
Also, I just realized that “crackers” is the weakest of all the racial slurs for any race. There has GOT to be a better racial slur for white folks than “crackers.” In fact, I’m not even sure “crackers” should be considered a racial slur.
I just looked up why “cracker” is considered a pejorative term for white folks. Apparently, it’s because white slave owners would “crack” the whip on their slaves if they got out of line or just for the hell of it, hence the term “cracker.” That makes “cracker” ever the more bullshit racial slur, because the term is empowering white folks rather than degrading them like a good, wholesome racial slur should.
I’m gonna do some research and inner soul-searching to come up with a better racist term for white devils. In the meantime, I guess it’ll default to honkey. Just cuz honkey sounds weak and lame… which is more fitting to bastards WHO WON’T SHARE THEIR FUCKING BACON!!
No offense, Jeley. Just suffering from BDD (bacon deficit disorder).
