Like Rodney Stuckey and 50 Cent, as well as Fabricio Oberto and Buffalo Bill, Pau Gasol of the stupid Los Angeles Lakers is not just another ugly Spanish fuck getting yelled at by Kobe Doin Work every other day on the court. No, Pau Gasol is a fucking Camel with some decent low post moves and the magical ability to turn into pudding in the paint during playoff games (translation: he’s soft… like your mom’s rack). Don’t believe me? Then how do you explain this?
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- This guy used to sell cigarettes to children
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- Pau Gasol’s serious free-throw shooting face
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- All the Camels in the house throw your hands in the air! And wave them like you just don’t care!
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- Pau Gasol HATES going to the dentist
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- You better have that hay ready for me after the game
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- Gasol looking over to get the play call from Phil
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- This is MY desert! This is where I store MY water!
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- Gasol says: You’ve gotta call out those picks Sasha!
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- Camel Gasol using his humps to box out
And if the astonishing photographic evidence above doesn’t convince you, how about this classic piece of cigarrette paraphenelia?
Pau Gasol wants your children to smoke cigarettes
And just in case Pau “The Camel” Gasol happens to get his hooves on a computer and find his way to this page, here’s my message to you Pau: Si entendiste bien Pau, se que eres un pinchi camello, y van a valer verga otra vez en las finales. Ojala que te mueras.
Finally, since “Black Mamba” is the absolute most retarded NBA nickname ever, I’ve decided to start calling #24 on the Lakers “Kobe Doin’ Work.” As in, “Hey, did you hear Kobe Doin’ Work raped a girl in Colorado?” or “Do you remember when Kobe Doin’ Work scored 81 points a couple of years ago? Was that before or after he raped that white chick?” or “Kobe Doin’ Work really helped the US team win a gold medal at last year’s olympics, I wonder if he raped any white chicks in Beijing.”
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Interesting choice in linking to the wikipedia page for “douche” there holySmith. I would’ve linked to the hub for all douchebagic activity on the internets instead, but I guess one link per spammy blog comment is enough.
Thanks for the link. I just knew you’d comply.