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El Gammy – Unoriginal Psychologist

El Gammy — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:14:03 +0000

ChloroEmetoChrysoChaetoCoulroXanthoPodophobia = the fear of clowns with orange hair puking green vomit onto their yellow shoes.

Note: I was going for “the fear of 3-fingered people running away from you with their arms in the air,” but no stupid fucking phobia list would give me the scientific name for most of those fears. Can’t people be creative with their damned phobias? Shit!

No luck with “fear of people with lines drawn on top of their head” either. I’m sorry Jeley, this could’ve been plagiarized a lot better. Rest assured I’ll get it just right next time.

Pit Your Lackluster Captions Against My Award-Winning Witty Captions II

El Gammy — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:36:40 +0000

“Can you see the gerbil now?” asked Roethilsberger.

Other captions that didn’t make the cut but are still better than yours in every way:

Warren was disappointed to discover that – contrary to locker-room legend – there was no echo in Big Ben’s Butt.

Coincidentally, the defensive play call on that down was “Salad Toss QB 7 Man.”

The NFL takes prostate health for its players seriously, as evident by the new GameTime Exams rule.

Pit Your Lackluster Captions Against My Award-Winning Witty Captions

El Gammy — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:07:09 +0000

“I can’t quit you,” Dungy said as he pulled Belichick back in for a manly embrace only a gay cowboy could appreciate.

Note to Jeley: Before you go off thinking I blatantly stole this from Chicken Effed Bacon, consider the fact that my title is hella different than yours, and that you weren’t the first to do it either. I’m just following a long tradition of bloggers to plagiar… uh… I mean… find inspiration from one another. So there.