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I told Matt I could stare at this picture for hours and he got freaked out. Apparently he is unsecure of his manhood. Anyway, click on the image to see a bigger and better version where you can see into the soul behind the eye. If you don’t have a decent-sized monitor like I do, stop being so goddamn cheap and get yourself one.
Shameful Plug: View all of Matt Sandy’s deviant art… on deviantart.
“Why would she want to meet you at a bar at 10 in the morning?”
“I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.”
If you don’t know where that line is from, you’re probably a complete tool. The reason why its there in the first place is to remind the millions…. and millions of El Gammy’s Blog of Death readers that even if they do decide to start getting plastered at 10am, they won’t have to worry about nasty hangovers the next morning with the NoHang Hangover Prevention Pills.
I’ve been doing some hard drinking recently in the name of scientific research and for the sake of my company (yes, I know you envy me) in order to test the effectiveness of this anti-hangover pill. So far, so good: You take two pills before or with your first drinks and you’re good to go. NoHang’s all-natural ingredients will keep the harmful toxins and alcohol byproducts from fucking you up the morning after with headaches, nausea, vomiting and other hangover symtoms.
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With NoHang at least you won’t have to deal with a nasty hangover when you wake up next to a fat chick (or a guy, Ivan) after a night of drinking. With your sense of balance completely intact, you’ll have an easier time outrunning her before she starts eating your legs like they were hot wings. You can thank me later.
By clicking on this here banner:
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Maybe…
