Yeah… they’ve come to snuff the Rooster… AWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! YOU KNOW HE AIN’T GONNA DIE!!! NOOO, NO, NO…. ya know he ain’t gonna die
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Whoever said white people have it easy clearly haven’t seen this video. If anyone can truly claim “it’s a hard-knock life,” it’s dudes like these (with names like Cody, Dillon, Cameron and Tucker):
On a serious note: I would drink the blood of 17 virgins while chanting “I’m a Little Teacup” in Latin for the chance of trading just 30% of these white people problems with mine.
I Murdered My Dream Girl
Some Asshole Stole All My Suits and Ties
Pimp Ride with No E
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Exhibit C:
The defense breasts.
Also, if you can’t see these videos it’s because you’re using Internet Explorer and you’re an idiot. Switch to FireFox you tool.
I wish I knew enough about flash and php to embed this son of a bitch on the blog here, but alas… you’ll have to settle for clicking on the image above to be whisked away to the magical praries of FunnyorDie.com, where you’ll watch this goddamn hilarious video.
But before you do, remember this line: “what are you, five?” Then think about that next time you’re at Applebees, Chili’s, T.G.I.Fs or any of those other stupid restaurants that force their employees to humiliate themselves and the unfortunate suckers who get dragged out into a shitty food joint for their birthdays by singing a ridiculous birthday tune to uncoordinated, off-beat clapping and embarrassing, American-Idol-reject-worthy singing.
Oh, and David Spade’s cameo appearance is so good the dude just needs one line to take over the whole bit. I wish I was as much of a sarcastic, heartless bastard as Spade, then I’d be pulling all kinds of hot ass too, despite being scrawny and sort of ugly. Sigh…
